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Expectant Fathers

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Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital
waiting room, while their wives were in labor.

The nurse comes in and tells the first man,"Congratulations,
You're the father of twins." "What a coincidence" the man
exclaims. "I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team."

The nurse returns a short while later and tells the second
man, "You are the father of triplets." "Wow, what a
coincidence" he replies. "I work for the 3M Corporation."

When the nurse comes again, she tells the third man that
his wife has given birth to quadruplets."Another coincidence
I work for the Four Seasons Hotel."

At this point, the fourth guy faints. When he comes to, the
others ask what's wrong. "What's wrong?
I work for Seven-Up.

 



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