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Hysterical Condoms

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A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then
walks out of the store laughing hysterically.
The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey,
there's no law preventing weird people from buying
condoms. Maybe it's a good thing.

The next day, the man comes back to the store,
purchases another condom, and once again he leaves
the store laughing wildly. This piques the interest
of the pharmacist. What's so funny about buying a
rubber,anyway? So he tells his clerk "If this guy
ever comes back, I want you to follow him to see
where he goes."

Sure enough, the next day the laugher is back.
He buys the condom, starts cracking up, then leaves.
The pharmacist tells his clerk to go follow the guy.

About an hour later, the clerk comes back to the
store.

"Did you follow him? Where did he go?" asks the
pharmacist.

The clerk replies, "Your house."

 


 

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