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Take A Break
A couple of women, Janice and Sherrill, were playing golf one
sunny
Saturday morning. Sherill, the first of the twosome teed off and
watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of
men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit one of the men,
and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell
to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. Sherrill
rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
She then explained that she was a physical therapist and offered to
help ease his pain. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical
therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me!" she
told him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes,"
he replied as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his
hands together at his crotch. But she persisted; and he finally allowed
her to help him.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened
his pants and put her hands inside, beginning to massage him. "Does
that feel better?" she asked.
"It feels great," he replied.
"But my thumb still hurts like hell!!!
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