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The Runts of the Litter was published
in 2000 by A&A FARMAR to universal acclaim and/or indifference. Now I
know what you must be asking yourselves, why has the font changed from yellow
to red? and the answer is simple: market research. We have spent thousands on
finding just the right colour tones to make people READ THIS BOOK. (Writing
words in all caps makes people pay attention, even if they don’t want to–
FACT!.) |
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WHO are these two fellows above? Well they are Ernest and Jon, the heroes of our story, who set off on
a surreal journey across Ireland, and along the way encounter strange
vagrants, vigilantes, and sadistic Christians. Well actually they are just
two people who agreed to be on the front cover of the original novel, but
they were very nice about it and didn’t get paid or anything and even if they
are not Ernest and Jon, I think we can all agree they look lovely. |
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THE RUNTS OF THE LITTER by Garret Baker |
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“Hilarious” Ardal O’Hanlon |
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“Comical, sharp, perceptive.” Brendan Kennelly |
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Hello! Welcome! Commiserations! This is a highly sophisticated
website masquerading as complete amateur nonsense. It’s purpose: to educate,
entertain and inform. Failing that to mercilessly hawk a product in a sad
desperately needy manner. |
