To add to the confusion, I have a Husband - Maurice (Mog) - he does not believe in dogs [this may have something to do with the fact that he is a geriatric rock and roll drummer in a band called LAST GASP ] and for years has written a regular Dognostics Corner column in the Irish Canine Press. Some people have asked that I collect all the articles but some over the years have been lost. Here are some of those I have been able to find. I will put up more as and when I can.

He does not consult me before writing these things, or seek my approval afterwards. I therefore take no responsibility for the following, but some of them are unsuitable for people of delicate tastes.        Claire Anne